In 1998 I wrote something that I now call "Anatomy and Physiology for Complete Goofs." Chapter 1 is an introduction. I will put the other chapters up as I find them.

For a while I did some writing for wheretheboysgo.com. The first column I wrote was called Hockey Dyke in Canada and it was about my experience as a clueless American rooting for the Canadian Olympic women's hockey team in February, 2002.

I've also been doing some writing on US finances, waving my numbers around. Check out "I want my two dollars!", on the US budget; Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was dry, which offers my solution to the US debt problems; Very Simple Math, about budget deficits; and Wage Slave, where I try to help Sophie live on minimum wage. Finally, in the words of my people, "You Cain't Spend What You Don't Got".

Assholes in the Bike Lane lists my simple rules for commuting in Toronto.

For my travelogues, see my travelogue page.